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Julie. 19. Norway.
          
                    
❝I am better than I was. I will be better than I am.❞

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forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via sugar-nextdoor)


white girl:
 i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
 come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
 you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
 lmao  they continue walking for a few seconds  *white couple hears noise*
white girl:
 babe what that??
white boy:
 i'll go investigate  *leaves her alone*  *choking noises*
white girl:
 zack!!!
white boy:
 ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
 asshole!
white boy:
 im just playin babe
white girl:
 that wasnt funny but ur still cute  *playful kiss*  *things turn sexy*  *hear noise*
white boy:
 i'll go investigate  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*  *maybe a thud*
white girl:
 zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!  *she walks and he dead*
white girl:
 ahhh!!  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
 ahhh!!!  *white girl runs*  *dead end*  *hides*  *thinks she free n safe*  *guy catches her*  *cuts her*  *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
 BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
It’s all behind us. She’s great and we’re doing better than ever. Part of the reason I’m in L.A. is to be close to her. We just went to a no-kill cat shelter together, and I got a new cat. We haven’t named it yet. I’m picking it up next week.
-Courtney Love about Frances in Paper Magazine, August 24, 2014 (via francesbeancobainx)

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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn, via personality-split)

Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.
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Go off!!!!

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(Source: purpleemoon, via personality-split)